Joke by Billy Jr

One day, a boy went to his parents and said" Mommy, can you teach me a word?" Motther says," get out!!!"
Next, he went to his dad and asked the same thing. His dad said"O.K!!! Come On!!'
Then he went to ask his sister. His sister happen to be listening to her MP3. "Hit Me Baby One More Time!!!!" she sang.
Next Day...
The teacher asked him what had he learnt at home.
"Get out!!!" He says.
The teacher was shocked. " You come to the principal's office NOW!!!"
"Come On!!"
At the office...
Princpal says" You're gonna get caned."
After caning...
"Hit me baby one more time" the boy said.

Story by Billy Jr

One fine summer morning, Glen woke up to the cheerful chripings of the sparrows. As he stretched, he took a look at his calender. Suddenly, he jolted up, stiffly. He had just realised that it was a school day. He tried to find his timetable. He practically trashed his house. Then, he found out that he had forgotten to check it on Litespeed.He hurriedly threw all his textbooks, notes, files and homework into his bag. Glen took a piece of bread and ran out of the house, only to find out he had missed the bus. He sat down gloomily. Suddenly, a brainwave jolted him. He still had 15 dollars his mom gave him, and he could take a cab to school. Glen whipped out his mobile phone and hired a SMRT cab. Upon reaching the school, he raced to the gates ... only to find that there was no school!!! Relieved, He went back home and wrote it on his blog about the day he had.. And guess what, this was his entry you just read!!!

NCC Day.

Sorry cos my com currently cannot type chinese...
Tomorow is NCC Day. I stayed in school till 6++ to rehearse for it tomorrow. I'm very tired and have to crawl up early to get to school at 6.30 a.m. I wish I could sleep in tomorrow ... Sad... Too bad ... for me that is... Still, who told me to be happy when I managed to join the Evergreen NCC unit? Myself. I LOVE NCC!!!!

Hamster

Hamster: "This lively pet hamster will keep you company throughout the day. Watch him run on his wheel, drink water, and eat the food you feed him by clicking your mouse. Click the center of the wheel to make him get back on it."